C.E.O. Status
Proposed Changes:
Our C.E.O. is currently on vacation, but has left us with a list of proposed changes:
- Free pizza Fridays
- Mandatory nap time for all employees
- Unlimited access to the foosball table
- Free massages for all
- Unlimited use of the company credit card for "research"
Current Status:
Our C.E.O. is currently:
1. Eating a sandwich
2. Watching cat videos
3. Planning world domination
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