Apocalypse-Ready Recipes: The Foul-Brained Prophet's Cookbook

From the Kitchen of the Mad Prophet

A Recipe for Survival in the Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland

As the world teeters on the brink of destruction, you'll need more than just a good recipe for survival. That's why the Foul-Brained Prophet has compiled this collection of post-apocalyptic recipes to keep you fed and entertained in the wasteland.

Recipe 1: Radioactive Rations

Ingredients:

• 1 cup radioactive water
• 1/4 cup of dried kibble
• 1/2 cup of crushed up radiation-hardened crackers

Instructions:

1. Combine ingredients in a bowl and stir until well-mixed.
2. Serve in a radiation-hardened container, garnished with a sprinkle of despair.

More post-apocalyptic recipes

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Make a Pan-Occlyptic Pizza for a truly unforgettable experience.