According to our team of Foul-Brained Prophets, the apocalypse will indeed arrive by dinner time. Don't @ us.
But don't worry, it'll be a stylish apocalypse! Our prophets have assured us that the end times will be served with a side of artisanal, locally-sourced, organic, gluten-free, vegan doom.
Visit our Apocalypse Restaurant for a taste of what's to come.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, check out our Apocalyptic Recipe Book for some last-minute dinner ideas.
See our Apocalyptic Timeline to track the exact minute-by-minute countdown to doom.