The enemy of the modern home is not the dust bunnies under the couch, nor the mysterious stain on the carpet. No, it's the furniture. The couch that's always judging you for eating an entire pizza by yourself. The chair that's secretly plotting against you, waiting for the perfect moment to collapse.
But fear not, citizen! For we have discovered the source of the problem: the Furniture Designer is actually a secret agent, working to undermine our lives with an endless array of Sectional Sociopaths and Ottoman Occupation units.
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Disclaimer: This website is a satire. Don't actually hate your furniture. (Or do. We won't judge.)