Why Buy Our Pants?
Technical Specs
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What are automatic pants? A: They're pants that change their own style, color, and fabric type to match your mood.
Q: How do I charge my automatic pants? A: Simply plug them into a wall outlet and press the 'Charge' button.
Q: Can I wear my automatic pants while skydiving? A: We don't recommend it, but we won't judge you.
Q: Are your pants waterproof? A: Only against the elements of boredom and despair.