GHoulia's Tips

Here's some advice from the world's most infamous, yet lovable, Ghoulia the Ghoul.

Tip 1: How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

1. Stock up on canned beans. They'll keep you fueled for weeks.

2. Find a safe place to hide. Like, anywhere with a good Wi-Fi signal.

3. Learn basic first aid. You know, for all the times you'll be patching up your friends.

1. Listen to their problems, but not too closely. You don't want to get too invested.

2. Offer a shoulder to cry on, but only if they'll let you.

3. Set boundaries, like, firmly. Like, don't let them move in.

1. Dig in with your hands. It's faster.

2. Don't be picky. Canned beans are good for you.

3. Use a fork, but only if you're feeling fancy.