According to our crystal ball, 2025 will be the year where humanity finally masters the art of producing 100% recyclable, biodegradable, and edible waste.
But don't get too excited, because with this newfound ability comes a whole new set of problems, including:
- A 300% increase in the demand for compostable yoga pants.
- A 500% increase in the production of biodegradable plastic, which will inevitably be used to make novelty items, like biodegradable party blowers and compostable whoopee cushions.
- A 200% increase in the number of zero-waste, eco-friendly influencers on social media, who will somehow manage to make living off the grid sound appealing.
Stay tuned for our next prediction, where we'll explore the inevitable rise of Biodegradable Blowouts!