Grievance Policy

We take your grievances very seriously.

Or do we?

Our Grievance Policy is a joke, but if you must know, it involves:

• Section 1: We're not actually listening
• Section 2: We're secretly laughing at you
• Section 3: Please, just send us your money

• About Us (We're not actually about you)
• Contact Us (Please don't)
• Terms and Conditions (We reserve the right to change our minds)