MEETING MAELSTROM: Where Bureaucratic Red Tape Meets Chaos

Welcome to the most epic battle of wills in the world of Deputy-Deviators! Where the mighty pens of the Bureaucratic-Bonanza departmentalize the very fabric of reality.

Current Agenda:

• Item 1: The Never-Ending Memo
• Item 2: Bureaucratic Red Tape Tangle
• Item 3: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Staple Remover

Don't forget to wear your best 'I'm a functioning member of society' face to this meeting.

Previous Meetings:

• Meeting 1: The Great Staple Gun Debacle
• Meeting 2: Bureaucracy vs. Reality
• Meeting 3: The Departmentalization of Everything

Subcommittee:

Meetings of the Red Tape Rodeo are being held concurrently in the Bulletin Board.

Important Notice:

Don't forget to bring your lunch! The catering team will be serving an endless array of stale sandwiches and lukewarm coffee.

Disclaimer:

This meeting may contain legalese that may cause you to question your life choices.

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