Article I, Section 1: No one is allowed to be boring. If you're found to be boring, you will be rebranded.
Continue to Article II: The Code of Unapologetic BehaviorArticle II, Section 1: You are expected to be as loud as possible at all times. Whispering is not allowed.
Continue to Article III: The Code of Unrelenting CreativityArticle III, Section 1: All creative endeavors must be accompanied by a minimum of 3 exclamation points. Failure to do so will result in creative stagnation.