Article II: Thou Shalt Not Suffer the Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Outfits

Section A: Thou Shalt Not Wear Plaid with Polyester

Members of the guild are forbidden to wear plaid with polyester, as this is an affront to the very fabric of fashion itself. The sight of plaid and polyester together is an affront to the senses, a travesty that offends our refined sensibilities.

Section B: Thou Shalt Not Use Thy Phone During Meetings

Members are expected to keep their phones on silent mode during all meetings, lest they be tempted to check their notifications and risk being sucked into the void of social media, where they shall be lost forever.

Article III: Thou Shalt Not Be Late to Meetings

Section C: Thou Shalt Not Use Thy Sarcasm During Team Discussions

Members are expected to refrain from sarcasm, as this shall only lead to confusion, miscommunication, and ultimately the downfall of our noble endeavor.

Article IV: Thou Shalt Not Use Thy Sarcasm During Team Discussions