The New Guy: Achievements

Some of the New Guy's notable achievements include:

Managed to not get fired for three whole months!
Brewed the perfect cup of coffee using only a toaster oven!
Did the Macarena in front of a crowd of 5 or more people!
Accidentally started a small fire while trying to cook ramen noodles!
Won a prize for "Most Likely to be Late" in a talent show!

And, of course, there are many more where those came from.

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