The Hamster's Guide to Responsibility
As a hamster, you're probably used to running around in circles, but it's time to get your life together. Here are some tips to help you become a responsible hamster:
- Don't sleep all day, you have a schedule to keep!
- Don't hoard food, share with your friends (or store it in airtight containers, we won't judge).
- Don't overwork yourself, take naps when you need them (you're not getting any younger, you know).