Hamster Responsibility 101
Warning: This page is a gateway to hamster-related existential dread.
Hamster Care 101:
- Feed them, but not too much. They're not your personal snack bar.
- Don't overplay with the wheel. They're not your personal treadmill.
- Don't dress them up in tiny suits. It's not cute.
- Don't leave them alone with your credit card information. Trust us on this one.
Hamster Psychology 101:
Hamsters are like tiny, furry philosophers. They're constantly wondering: "Is this enough food? Is the cage too small? Will they ever let me see the outside world?"
Consult a hamster shrink to help navigate these existential crises. Or try some hamster self-help for more immediate answers.Hamster Law:
Article 1, Section 3: Hamsters shall not be forced to participate in 'cute' activities, including, but not limited to, wearing tiny hats or playing the accordion.
Read the full hamster bill of rights