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Hamster Security Briefing

Classified Information

We have reason to believe that Fluffy, the office hamster, has been compromised by a rogue agent of cheese.

Details are sketchy, but sources close to the situation report that Fluffy has been spotted near the 'Cheesy Delight' snack cache.

Action will be taken to rectify the situation. In the meantime, all hamster-related activities are suspended until further notice.

Hamster Protocol Alpha Hamster Crisis Management