Heisenberg's Hamburger

Quantum Leap of Faith

Where the burgers are super symmetrical, and the laws of physics are relatively irrelevant.

Our Menu

The Quantum Leap Burger: A patty of beef, quantum-entangled with the perfect amount of cheese, lettuce, and tomato, all on a bun that defies the laws of classical physics.

The Uncertainty Patty: A patty that's never quite the same, but always deliciously confusing.

The Schrödinger Omelot: A dish that's simultaneously on and off the menu, until you look at it.

Don't worry, we won't surfer-bait you with our specials. But be prepared for a chaotic dining experience.