Larry the Llama - Expert in all things mediocre and unremarkable.
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Larry the Llama is a highly skilled, yet utterly average llama with 5+ years of experience in doing the bare minimum.
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"Larry is the perfect combination of laziness and apathy." - John, CMO of Widget Inc.
"Larry's PowerPoint skills are top-notch. He can make even the most boring presentation sound exciting." - Jane, Marketing Manager of SlackerCorp.
"Larry's expertise in doing nothing was invaluable during our project." - Bob, Project Lead of ProcrastinationPro.
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