Time-Traveling Toaster Page

Warning: This page may cause paradoxes, singularity crises, or spontaneous combustion.

Here's a toaster that can time-travel. Don't ask how. It's not like we're explaining anything.

Side Effects of Time-Traveling Toaster Exposure:

Spontaneous human combustion
Irreversible toaster burn
Temporal displacement of all breakfast foods

ILLOGIC Disclaimer: Time Traveling Toaster Technology not responsible for any paradoxes caused by user error.

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