Warning: the following content is a highly technical, highly serious, and highly exhaustive catalog of socks.
Here is the list of socks ascending by thread count, from 100 to 10,000 threads per square inch:
- 100 threads: The "I Just Rang My Mom" Socks
- 200 threads: The "I'm Not Really Trying" Socks
- 300 threads: The "I'm Kinda Trying" Socks
- 400 threads: The "I'm Totally Trying, Don't Judge Me" Socks
- 500 threads: The "I'm Not A Morning Person" Socks
- 600 threads: The "I'm A Morning Person, But Only On Weekends" Socks
- 700 threads: The "Socks So Fine, They're Almost Like Gloves"
- 800 threads: The "I'm A Sock Connoisseur" Socks
- 900 threads: The "I'm A Sock Snob" Socks
- 1000 threads: The "I'm A Sock Purist" Socks
- 1001 threads: The "I'm A Sock Revolutionary" Socks
- 1002 threads: The "I'm A Sock Utopian" Socks
- 1003 threads: The "I'm A Sock Dystopian" Socks
- 1004 threads: The "I'm A Sock Anarchist" Socks
- 1005 threads: The "I'm A Sock Nihilist" Socks
- 1006 threads: The "I'm A Sock Absurdist" Socks
- 1007 threads: The "I'm A Sock Surrealist" Socks
- 1008 threads: The "I'm A Sock Existentialist" Socks
- 1009 threads: The "I'm A Sock Nihilist-Existentialist" Socks
- 1010 threads: The "I'm A Sock Dadaist" Socks
- 1011 threads: The "I'm A Sock Situationist" Socks
- 1012 threads: The "I'm A Sock Situationist-Dadaist" Socks
- 1013 threads: The "I'm A Sock Situationist-Dadaist-Nihilist" Socks
- 1014 threads: The "I'm A Sock Situationist-Dadaist-Nihilist-Existentialist" Sock
- 1015 threads: The "I'm A Sock Situationist-Dadaist-Nihilist-Existentialist-Surrealist" Socks