They'll just tell you to call someone else.
Learn more about the friend's poor decision-makingMaybe it's just not ringing, but probably it's just not ringing because you're not getting any calls because nobody likes you.
See the logic behind your phone's silenceIt's not like you have better things to do, like adulting or anything.
Discover the cereal-based solution to all life's problemsOr just go ahead and do the opposite of what we've suggested, because, honestly, what's the point?