This website is a portal to the vast expanse of disappointment and rejection that is the job market.
Here, you'll find answers to the most burning questions in the land of unfulfilled aspirations.
You can ask us anything, but let's be real, it's not like we're going to answer them.
Go ahead and ask us the most ridiculous, the most mundane, the most utterly useless question you can think of.
Ha! Fat chance, pal.
But hey, at least we've got some sweet job listings for you to peruse while you're not getting hired.
We'll never tell.