Butterfly Effect: The Paradoxical Cookbook

Recipe 1: The Butterfly Effect Cake

A cake that will alter the fabric of space-time, but only in your stomach.

Ingredients:

1 cup of mayonnaise
1 cup of chocolate chips
1/2 cup of regret
1/4 cup of despair

Instructions:

Mix all ingredients together until they form a cohesive whole.
Place the mixture in a 9x13 inch pan, but make sure to whisper 'just one more cookie' in the corner to alter the outcome.

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Recipe 2: The Chaos Theory Soup

A soup that will bring order to a chaotic world, but only in your mind.

Ingredients:

1 cup of randomness
1 cup of unpredictability
1/2 cup of uncertainty
1/4 cup of existential dread

Instructions:

Carefully add each ingredient to the pot, then immediately take it away.
Repeat step 1 until the flavors are balanced, but probably not.

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