Loop-the-Loop Amusement Park

Wheeeeeee! Welcome to Loop-the-Loop, the most thrilling amusement park in the land!

We have the biggest, most terrifying, most utterly bewildering rollercoaster you've ever seen: the Loop-the-Loop of Doom!

Want to try it out? Click Ride-the-Loop to experience the thrill...

Notorious for our:

• Unpredictable drops
• Spinning, looping madness
• Sudden, jarring stops
• Sweaty palms and lost souls

Accidents:

We've had Zero complaints... so far.

Don't believe us? Check out our Accident Insurance Policy for details.

Frequently Asked Questions

We get asked:

• Will I get motion sickness?
• Will I break a tooth?
• Can I bring my pet?
• Do I have to eat a funnel cake?

We answer:

• Absolutely not.
• Maybe.
• No. (Sorry, Fido.)
• Yes. You will.

Want more info? Visit our FAQs page for more questions and answers.