Here, you'll find the most elusive, the most coveted, the most utterly useless formulas for achieving the perfect snack-to-human ratio. These are the secrets that'll make you the envy of all your friends, family, and coworkers (not that you'll need their pity).
Chip Formula – The ancient art of turning a humble potato into an addictive, crunchy delight.
Cookie Formula – Because who needs a social life when you can have a lifetime supply of cookies?
Burrito Formula – The key to wrapping your emotions into a perfect, messy bundle of joy.
Don't bother trying to find these formulas elsewhere; they're only available here, hidden deep within the recesses of Snacky's Secret Formulas.
Extra Secret Formula – For those who dare to venture further into the unknown.