The forces of mediocrity are strong in this world, but our enemies are even stronger. The beige-painted houses, the beige-colored cars, the beige-colored everything. They're like a plague upon our land. A scourge upon the earth.
We, the Mandate, will not be swayed by their blandishments. We will not be seduced by their bland, cookie-cutter lives. We will rise above, we will shine bright, and we will make our own way.
But first, we must identify our enemies. The ones who would seek to stifle our creativity, our passion, and our purpose. The ones who would have us conform to their dull, gray standards.
They are the ones who would have us believe that a 2x4 is a good thing. The ones who would have us settle for beige.
Not us.
We will not go quietly into that good night. We will rage, we will roar, and we will make our own way.
So, join us, dear reader. Join the resistance. Join the Mandate.