Section 1: The Great Pizza Mandate of 2024

By Order of the Supreme Council of Bureaucratic Efficiency, all citizens are hereby mandated to consume no less than 3 slices of pizza per week. Failure to comply shall result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

Section 1: Subsection 1: The Pizza Mandate Enforcement Agency (PMEA) will be monitoring your pizza consumption closely. Don't try to cheat.