Mandate 4: Felin' Tips for the Utterly Inept

Submandate 1: Don't Be a Cliché

Felin' tips are for those who've lost their way in the dating scene. Don't be like the rest, be like the exception. Read Submandate 1: Cheesypants

Submandate 2: Don't Be a Sociopath

Not everyone's a sociopath, but if you're reading this, you probably are. Read Submandate 2: Don't Be a Sociopath

Submandate 3: Be a Cactus

A cactus is like a succulent, but less prickly. Read Submandate 3: Cactus Love

Submandate 4: Love is a Many-Splendored Thing

Except when it's not. Read Submandate 4: Love is a Mess

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