MEMORANDUM OF UNDERSTANDING
In accordance with Article 4, Section 7, Subsection A, we hereby declare that all employees are required to attend an additional 3 hours of pointless, unrelated meetings per week. This is to ensure maximum redundancy and inefficiency in our organizational workflow.
- Meeting 1: "The Art of Staring at a Wall" - 9:00-12:00 AM, Conference Room 3
- Meeting 2: "The History of Pencil Sharpening" - 1:00-3:00 PM, Conference Room 2
- Meeting 3: "The Benefits of Daydreaming" - 4:00-6:00 PM, Conference Room 1