The infamous Mandate 7 Exemptions, the ultimate guide to doing the bare minimum. Because let's be real, who needs to actually do anything?
Exemption 1: "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably early."
Exemption 2: "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more important things... like binge-watching Netflix."
Exemption 3: "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just taking a break from productivity."
Exemption 4: "I'm not a hoarder, I'm just a collector of sentimental items."
Exemption 5: "I'm not a slob, I'm just a minimalist by choice."
Exemption 6: "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just a researcher... on the subject of procrastination."
Exemption 7: "I'm not an addict, I'm just a connoisseur of fine entertainment."
Learn more about Exemption 1: "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably early." | Exemption 2: "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more important things... like binge-watching Netflix." | Exemption 3: "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just taking a break from productivity." | Exemption 4: "I'm not a hoarder, I'm just a collector of sentimental items." | Exemption 5: "I'm not a slob, I'm just a minimalist by choice." | Exemption 6: "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just a researcher... on the subject of procrastination." | Exemption 7: "I'm not an addict, I'm just a connoisseur of fine entertainment." | What is a Mandate 7 Exemption?