RULE 4: DON'T @ US!

This rule is self-explanatory. Do not, I repeat, do not @ us.

Sub-Rule: Don't DM Us

We mean it. Don't @ us via direct message. We have staff, and our staff is not interested.

Instead, use our Ask Us page.

Sub-Rule: Don't @ Us, But Do DM Us

Yes, you read that right. We're being facetious. Don't @ us, but feel free to Ignore Us, because we're not listening either.

But, seriously, don't @ us.