Mandate 1234: A Guide to Doing Things Wrong
Violations are our business! Welcome to Mandate 1234, where we take the art of doing things poorly and bring it to you in all its glory.
Mandate 1234, the Utterance
This is the granddaddy of all mandate-related violations. It sets the tone for all that is to come.
The Art of Doing the Minimum
Learn to do the bare minimum, because that's all anyone needs, right? It's not about quality, it's about quantity!
Read more about the Minimum Effort MandateThe Science of Doing the Wrong Thing
Who needs science when you've got gut feelings? Learn to trust your instincts and ignore that pesky thing called "fact"!
Read more about the Incorrect Science MandateMandate 1234, the Violations
This is where things start to get really interesting. Our violations are carefully crafted to make you question everything.
Mandate 1234, Violation 1
Learn about the first in a series of completely-not-made-up violations.
Read more about Mandate 1234, Violation 1Mandate 1234, Violation 2
And learn about the second, also completely-not-made-up, violation.
Read more about Mandate 1234, Violation 2