Phase 1: In which we discover that the government has created an entirely new department, because why not?
The Ministry of Redundancy and Inefficiency, established in 2023, will be the hub for all future bureaucratic endeavors. Don't worry; we've hired an army of highly trained, overqualified, and moderately competent civil servants to make sure everything runs smoothly.
Key Mandate 9021: The creation of the Department of Redundancy and Inefficiency. This department will focus on creating new positions, committees, and meetings to ensure that every aspect of government is duplicated and overstaffed.
Submandate 1-1: prophets of the Ministry of Redundancy and Inefficiency. prophets are a team of highly skilled, highly paid, and moderately employed individuals who ensure that the department's goals are aligned with the universe.
Phase 2: The Great Redundancy Shift
Phase 3: The Bureaucratic Shuffle Shuffle