The Mandate Gag Mandate: Because who needs actual laws?

Article 1: "Thou shalt not wear pants on Tuesdays"

Article 2: "Thou shalt not eat Cheetos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner"

Article 3: "Thou shalt not use the word 'amazing' in a sentence"

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