Top Mandate: Because Someone Has To Do It

As the supreme ruler of this digital realm, the Top Mandate is our highest authority. It's like the Constitution, but with more shouting and fewer amendments.

Below, you'll find a list of the most pressing mandates in our great nation. Click on one to explore the intricacies of each.

• Mandate 1: Wear a Tie Every Day
• Mandate 2: Use Only the Best Coffee Mugs
• Mandate 3: All Meetings Must Involve PowerPoint

Don't see a mandate that suits your fancy? Create your own and join the revolution!