As per Mandate 3, all employees are required to wear plaid on Fridays.
Exceptions will not be made for anyone, especially not for the CEO who insists on wearing a tutu to work.
Failure to comply will result in a sternly worded letter and possible termination.
But wait, there's more! Mandate 3 also dictates that all meetings must be conducted while standing on one leg and reciting Shakespearean sonnets.
Read the fine print for more details! Report a violation, receive a prize! Join the Mandate 3 Implementation Committee and shape the future of overreaching bureaucracy!