As our attorney has assured us, it is perfectly fine to serve our users a side of fries with their freedom fries. In fact, it's not just fine, it's mandated.
We take pride in our commitment to the pursuit of deliciousness and the preservation of our customers' taste buds. Our team of highly-trained, highly-paid lawyers has reviewed and approved this menu item, and we're confident that it meets the highest standards of gastronomical excellence.
Don't worry, we're not kidding. Our attorney said it's okay, and that's all that matters.
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