The Penalty is Due!
According to our completely-not-made-up Ministry of Mandates, you have been deemed guilty of a most heinous crime. Your punishment will be in the form of:
- Forced listening to elevator music for 2 hours straight
- Having to watch an endless loop of cat videos
- Being forced to eat nothing but plain white rice for a week
Don't bother appealing, the decision is final. You will also be required to attend a seminar on "The Importance of Properly Tying One's Shoelaces" at the following date and time:
Wednesday, 14:00
Please note that failure to attend will result in further penalties.
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