MANDATE 6: THE FEDERAL REGULATOR

In a shocking turn of events, the Federal Government has decreed that all citizens must now wear a bright orange jumpsuit with a number 6 emblazoned on their chest at all times. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Fines up to $10,000
• Community Service with the DMV
• Mandatory attendance at an endless PowerPoint presentation

Comply Now