STAPLER GOLF FAQ

Q: What is the objective of Stapler Golf?

A: To drive your stapled-together golf balls into the hole while maintaining a 3:1 ratio of staples to golf ball surface area.

Q: What is the recommended staple size?

Click here for size guidelines!

Q: How do I prevent staple-induced golf ball anemia?

Learn about our patented Staple-Golfer's Disease Treatment

Q: Is Stapler Golf a suitable activity for children?

A: No, no, no. Children are too delicate for the rigors of staple golf.

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