By order of the Supreme Overlord of this Realm, all citizens are hereby commanded to:
- Don a pair of sensible socks on Tuesdays
- Consume exactly 3.14 units of coffee per morning
- Perform the chicken dance during every meeting
A failure to comply shall result in dire consequences, including but not limited to:
- Forfeiting all right to use the microwave
- Losing access to the break room fridge
- Being forced to listen to an endless loop of elevator music
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