Mandate 12: Consequences of Noncompliance

**Warning:** Failure to comply with Mandate 12 will result in severe penalties, including, but not limited to, loss of all snacks, social media privileges, and/or forced viewing of elevator music concerts.

**Section 1: The Fine Print**

• Article 1.1: All users are required to attend a minimum of 2 hours of mandatory meetings per week.
• Article 1.2: Users are prohibited from using the phrase "I'm not doing it" as a valid response to any question.
• Article 1.3: Users are expected to wear the official Mandate 12 uniform (available for purchase online) at all times while on company premises.

**Section 2: The Unspoken Rules**

• Article 2.1: Users are not allowed to use their personal devices during work hours, except for emergency purposes.
• Article 2.2: Users are expected to maintain a 4:1 ratio of productivity to procrastination.
• Article 2.3: Users are not permitted to form any emotional connections with coworkers, as this may lead to "collaboration" and "synergy".

Appendix 1: Frequently Asked Questions

Consequences of Noncompliance Examples

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