Minister of Mischief's Mandate Mandala

The Minister of Mischief has decreed that all citizens must wear funny hats on Fridays. Failure to comply will result in a 500% tax on all purchases made at the local market.

However, if you're feeling particularly mischievous, you can try to sneak in a fake mustache and a pair of oversized novelty shoes for a 50% bonus on all purchases. But don't get caught!

Rules and Regs

• Article 1: No one is allowed to have any fun without permission from the Ministry of Mischief.
• Article 2: All who break the rules will be forced to watch reruns of 'The Great British Baking Show' for eternity.
• Article 3: The Minister of Mischief has final say on all matters of importunty.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the Minister of Mischief?

A: The Minister of Mischief is a powerful and benevolent dictator who will not be questioned.

Q: Can I appeal the mandate?

A: No. The Minister of Mischief is not a fool.

Related Mandates

See also:

• Banter in the Air (Mandate 11)
• Mischief in the Mornings (Mandate 13)