Procedural Overlord: Mandate 15, Ancient Procedure 5

For the purpose of ensuring maximum bureaucratic efficiency, we have created a series of intricate procedures to govern the most mundane tasks.

• Step 1: Gather 17 different colored highlighters and place them in a specific order.
• Step 2: Rotate the highlighters 37 times clockwise while reciting the alphabet.
• Step 3: Place the highlighters on the desk in the shape of a perfect square.
• Step 4: Call a meeting to discuss the optimal placement of the highlighters.
• Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 ad infinitum.

Related Procedures:

• Ancient Procedure 6: The Art of Filing
• Ancient Procedure 7: The Enigmatic Envelope Fiasco
• Ancient Procedure 8: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler

Procedural Variations:

• Procedural Variation 1: The Highlighter Shuffle
• Procedural Variation 2: The Random Placement Ruckus