Appendix of Ancient Procedures

A comprehensive list of procedures that have been deemed obsolete yet still somehow persist in the depths of the MANDATE-15 bureaucracy.

For your reference, please note the following:

Procedure 1: Filing a Complaint Against a Filing Clerk

Step 1: Locate the Filing Clerk's desk and attempt to establish eye contact.

Filing a Complaint Against a Filing Clerk

Procedure 2: Requesting an Extension for an Uncompleted Task

Step 1: Craft a 10-page memo detailing the extenuating circumstances.

Requesting an Extension for an Uncompleted Task

Procedure 3: Appealing a Decision Made by a Filing Clerk

Step 1: Write a 5-page letter explaining why the Filing Clerk was wrong.

Appealing a Decision Made by a Filing Clerk

For your convenience, we have included the following links:

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