The Mandate of Unrelenting Bureaucracy, Section A
By order of the Ministry of Redundancy, all employees are hereby mandated to fill out this form 27-B in triplicate, with a minimum font size of 24 points, using only the font "Arial Black", sans-serif.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: mandatory attendance to a series of interminable meetings, reassignment to menial tasks, and/or forced viewing of a loop of the same 3-minute video on "The History of Bureaucratic Procedures" at least 5 times a day.
Purpose of this Mandate:
To ensure that all employees are adequately informed of the Ministry's latest initiatives and to provide the necessary documentation for the Minister's Annual Review and Budget Committee.
Relevant Subforms:
- Section B: The Bureaucratic Appendices
- Section C: The Unrelenting Bureaucracy's Secretarial Guide to Correcting Mistakes
- Section D: The Mandate's Unspoken Clause