TO: All Employees of the Intergalactic Bureaucracy
FROM: The Grand Imperator
SUBJECT: Mandatory Fun in the Workplace
By order of the Grand Imperator, it is hereby decreed that all employees are required to wear funny hats to work on Fridays.
This is not a drill. Failure to comply will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to: being forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music, being forced to eat a diet of nothing but Brussels sprouts, and/or being subjected to spontaneous renditions of "I Will Survive" by Gloria Estefan.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
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