Penalties: A Guide to Suffering
For the sake of clarity, we have categorized the penalties for violating the Mandate into the following sections:
Community Service
- 10 hours of picking up trash in the local park
- 20 hours of serving on a jury in a trial for a minor offense
- 30 hours of attending a seminar on "The Importance of Following the Mandate"
Probation
- 6 months of having your internet history monitored
- 1 year of not being able to access your favorite memes on the web
- 5 years of not being able to use the phrase "I'm just joking" in a sentence