Mandate 3, Section 2, Subsection 2.5: The Inevitable Bureaucratic Response

By order of the Great Overlord of Bureaucracy, you are hereby mandated to do the following:

• Fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate and return it to the Ministry of Red Tape.
• Attach a self-addressed and self-sealed envelope with a minimum of 3.5 stamps.
• Wait for 6-8 weeks for processing and/or rejection.
• Appeal, if possible, to the Committee of Unnecessary Delay.