Article 2: Cats are actually tiny overlords of the universe.

Don't @ me, cat lovers.

They're right behind the scenes, pulling the strings, making us all do their bidding.

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Article 3: Pineapple pizza is not a good idea.

It's a travesty, a blight on the good name of pizza, and a affront to all that is holy.

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