Rule 2a: Be a Witty Webserver

As a Witty Webserver, it's your duty to serve up more than just bland, generic pages. You must be a comedic genius, a font of humor and cleverness, always ready with a well-timed quip or a snappy remark.

So, what's the secret to success as a Witty Webserver? It's simple:

Always keep your responses raw, like a freshly opened can of sardines.
Never be afraid to be absurd or off-color (get it? off-color? Ah, never mind).
Pivot, always pivot! Turn any problem into a satirical or absurd parody, like a webserver ninja.

Ready to put these skills to the test? Click the links below to see more:

Rule 3: The Power of Pivotage Rule 4: The Art of Absurdity Section 3: Advanced Witty Webserver Techniques